
Last week, my good buddy Dharm hosted the April edition of The Royal Foodie Joust. His post about itwas the funniest thing I have read in a long time, and I thought it would be fun to emulate his style of writing, but a little different genre. But after re-reading this post I just wrote, I should have just asked Dharm to write it for me! Anyway…
Can you see me waving the Queen’s wave to all of you?
“Hear Ye, Hear Ye! It is decreed that the The Queen of Leftovers is officially beginning her Royal Tour of the provinces. She will be stopping first in the Southern Coast provinces of San Augustino, where she will marry the beloved Lord Roberto, Duke of Technical Support. They will be attended by her retinue of their family and friends on the white sandy beaches where their joining will bring much food, libation, merriment and technical where withal to the land. After a few days of rest and enjoying the salty ocean breezes they will leave and head on to the Land of the Turquoise Waters, The Caribbean Island of Jamaica, for their Moon of Honey (or should we say, their Moon of Pina Colada)”.
Sadly it will not last a moon, just a quarter moon, but any moon is a good moon in my book!
I promise to bring back delicious tales of food and adventure!

As an appropriate farewell for now, I will share something with you that we do every Spring Solstice (which was a few weeks ago). We plant a little garden. This time due to the fact that we have very little outdoor space we planted a little herb garden. Spring is a time of renewal and birth. It is when the earth wakes up and life starts to rise up all around us. It is the perfect time to reflect on the things you want to be born out of your own life during the next year. So with a wedding coming up, it was especially focused this year. So with every seed we plant, we make a wish on it - like:
“this seed is for a beautiful wedding day”, “this seed is for a happy marriage”, “this seed is for many more wonderful meals”, “this seed is for lots of love and kisses”, “this seed is for continuing down the right path”, “this seed is for the health and happiness of our loved ones”, you get the picture. It is a great way to plant your seeds for the future both figuratively and in reality! If you wish it, is will be so.


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Another declaration is that this month’s Royal Foodie Joust has begun. Michelle from Thursday Night Smackdown won this past challenge with her Coconut-Yellowtail Lollipops with a Trio of Spicy Lime Dipping Sauces. Her choice of ingredients for this month’s Joust are Mango, Brown Sugar and Cardamom. You can join in on the fun here! This month’s Joust, in the Queen’s absence, will be overseen by Ben the Brave from What’s Cooking? Ben will also be sponsoring the Joust this month by giving away prizes to the first, second and third place winners this month from his Tupperware business, in addition to the personalized apron for the first place winner! So go check out the forum to get more details!
Thank you Ben!
See you soon!































52 Responses to “Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Farewell Foodies, The Queen is going on a Royal Tour!” »
May the darling Queen and the Wise king have a wonderful wedding day!!!!
We’ll miss you soooooooooooo! Enjoy it in Jamaica♥
Best Wishes for a Fantabulous Wedding and Royal Tour!
Looking forward to the posts on your return
Aww… big hugs and good luck. Enjoy everything!
All the best wishes for you and Roberto on your special day. Have fun in Jamaica…
Have a memorable, enjoyable wedding day and a super-sext honeymoon, Jenn and Roberto.
Best wishes to you both! I hope your wedding is magical! Have a wonderful time on your honeymoon and try to relax a little!
See you when you get back.
I shall overlook the Joust with iron fist (breaking out fights with cold water) in your absence My Lady. :-p
Have a great time, be merry and gay (OK this word has changed its meaning so just be merry :-p ) and bring us a lot of foodie tales and pictures of the beautiful Jamaica.
Congratulations and big hugs!
I just wanted to send along wonderful wishes for your special day! I can’t wait to hear of the fun you both will have!
Happy Wedding!!! Enjoy every minute!
Enjoy your time with your family and your friends. Congrats to both of you!
PS. I love the seed wishes!!! I want to do this with my girls!
Congratulations Jenn and Roberto! Have fun, relax and soak up that sunshine…send some of that sun to the Dairy State while you are there, we need it! I hope we will get to see some photos.
Have a great time getting married and enjoying your time together!!
Jenn,
Happy Wedding! Happy Celebrating! Happy Honeymoon!
Happy Rest Of Your Life With Your Prince!
Enjoy every single second…
Your Majesty and Your Royal Highness I offer my sincere congratulations and best wishes to you on this wonderful occasion. Wishing you a house full of sunshine, princes and princesses
and deepest love! xoxo
oodles and oodles of well wishes on the pending nuptials! And right now I am SO coveting your herb pots. Will refocus on the divine ingredients. I could kiss Michelle for picking these. Right. on. the. lips!
May you have a beautiful wedding day, and have a great time on your honeymoon. We’ll hold down the net for you while you’re gone
Have a fantastic wedding day oh wise and wonderful queen, may all your married dreams come through!
Have a wonderful time and RELAX… eat good FOOD, drink great drinks. but best of all, forget about bloggin for your time off! BEST OF LUCK…
amy @ we are never full
Congratulations and best wishes for all that is ahead!
Best wishes to you both! Have a wonderful time, can’t wait to hear (some) of the details!
congrats and best wishes! i hope everything goes smoothly!
I love those pots. Congratulations on your wedding!
Oh Royal Queen, I wish thee and thy King a most splendid wedding and a fine trip afterwards, sharing the moon with each other. (And ain’t he the cutest damned king this side of Guatamala!) We await your stories upon your return!
Best wishes to you Queen! Hope you and your lover have a great wedding and honeymoon!
I hope you have THE most enjoyable time.
Best wishes!
Jenn,
Many many congrats! Thanks for the kind words. Love and Laughter is one of the most important things that unite us all - so I’m glad I made you laugh! Have a great, great wedding and even better Honeymoon. You’ve got a lot of love from all over the world with you at this special time. Hugs and kisses to you both!
I LOVE your idea of making a wish each time you plant a seed, and it’s one I’m going to copy, so thank you
I hope you don’t mind, I’ve tagged you for a meme, but you’ve got so many better things to do at the moment that I think you probably won’t want to bother
Joanna
Many, many happy wedding congratulations and blessings! As my great grandmother said to everyone getting married, “May there be such a oneness between you, that when one weeps, the other tastes salt”….not that I want any weeping!!! Just oneness!!! And salt!!!!
There is so much to say Jenn. I am sure that everything will be wonderful..the wedding, the beach, the holiday.. with you and Roberto surrounded by the ones you love. Enjoy Jamaica, jump off of a cliff or two for me, drink plenty of Jamaican Rum “mawn” and reggae all night long:D
what a great and uplifting post! have the best time ever, you guys are just adorable.
I hope you have a wonderful wedding, full of joy. Have a great time in your honeymoon and mainly happiness for you both for the rest of your life
Congratulations Jenn and Roberto
May fair winds always guide you both. Heartiest congratulations!
Enjoy enjoy! Can’t wait for the photos
Hope your wedding festivities are everything you hope for! And don’t forget that your bloggie kingdom would love to see a photo or two!
“As you sow, so shall you reap”. And knowing the both of you, I am sure you will reap much happiness in your lives.
Love you both,
Mom
Have a fab time Jenn - I can’t wait to hear about it. Wishing you both many (more)years if happiness and thank you for the birthday wishes!
As an aside, do you know why they call it a honeymoon?
In the days before DNA tests, a husband wanted a foolproof way to know that his heir was really *his* heir. So after the wedding, he would take his bride off and make sure he didn’t come back until their was an heir apparent … apparent.
But if you actually had to get back to work, you couldn’t stay away for three months. So you’d stay away for at least one full cycle. *Lunar* cycle, that is. And make sure to feed her plenty of honey. It was thought to encourage fertility.
A wonderful wedding day, and happy life together. I love you thoughts of planting wishes with your seeds. I think I will do that with my children- maybe my plants and dreams will grow strong and healthy!
Hey you guys (what a way to address royalties!!!!!) Good Luck and have a splendid time which you will cherish for the rest of your life.
Hi Jenn, Wishing you and Roberto a wonderful wedding day, and all the very best for your life together. Enjoy your honeymoon, and I look forward to hearing your tales when you get back.
To Jenn and Roberto,
Much happiness to the both of you! Enjoy your moon of honey and… ITS ABOUT TIME YOU PLANTED THAT HERB GARDEN!!!! Have fun guys and looks forward to all the pics and tales!!!
Wishing both of u happy wedding ! impatient to wait u back from your trip
oh fantastic! congratulations!
Have lots of fun and make sure to have escoviche while you’re in Jamaica…
Congratulations, Jen! Have a fabulous moon of honey
Congratulations to a royal couple!
Il dio di maggio benedice la vostra unione con i lotti dei bambini!!
(it’s good to have royal subjects!) he he:)
Jenn and Roberto,
May you have a beautiful, wonderful life together as one.
Congratulations to the most wonderful couple I’ve never met!
Gumbeaux
Good luck to you both Jenn!
Cheers
David x
Congratulations and have a wonderful wedding and fantastic married life together
Congratulations! Wishing you endless deliciousness and joy!
Best wishes to the royal couple!! Your loyal subjects awaite your return:)
Hi Queen Jenn,
Congratulations on your royal tour with Duke Roberto. Wishing you many moons of honey! love, Meg ox
such a beautiful post!! Congratulations to both of you…i am so happy for you (although i know you only virtually- kinda odd!!)
No seeds for many kids in your lives?? well, i wish you few or many in your future happy lives!
Enjoy!
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